Thursday, October 07, 2004

I Want to Be Like ... Tiger.

Hmmm, let's see ... you're the dominant professional athlete in your sport ... you are in your prime, tall, handsome, in Olympian-class physical health, phenomenally wealthy and arguably the most recognizable figure on the planet. You'd think this embarassment of riches would be enough for Tiger Woods ... however, incredibly, the gods weren't done blessing him. This weekend, in a wedding rumored to have cost roughly 1 1/2 MILLION dollars, Eldrick T. Woods married the gorgeous Elin Nordegren, a blond-haired, blue-eyed Nordic goddess. Talk about "cup runneth over" ... Tiger's water tower runneth over.

Commence to hating right about ... now.

About the only heartening portion of this story for poor schlubs like me is that Elin's identical twin sister, Josefin, is, remarkably, still single. I don't expect that condition to last much longer but, until that changes, I can still dream :)


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